Quotes by Twain, Mark

Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a >>

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu spe >>

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a we >>

Quotations about Creation

Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of. >>

There are innumerable questions to which the inquisitive mind can in t >>

Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something credi >>

Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly -- a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects.

Twain, Mark