Quotes by Bombeck, Erma

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary >>

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. >>

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. >>

Quotations about Control

Are you a SNIOP? Someone who is Sensitive to the Negative Influence Of >>

Question: Why are we Masters of our Fate, the captains of our souls? B >>

He is great enough that is his own master. >>

I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food.

Bombeck, Erma