Quotes by Twain, Mark

Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see mor >>

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. >>

The Pause; that impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geomet >>

Quotations about Conservatives

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stup >>

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs, who has never le >>

That man's the true Conservative who lops the moldered branch away. >>

The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them.

Twain, Mark