Quotes by Twain, Mark

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; >>

When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. >>

I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explai >>

Quotations about Congress

If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Congress for >>

The Few assume to be the deputies, but they are often only the despoil >>

We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem >>

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Twain, Mark