Quotes by DeGeneres, Ellen

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five mi >>

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the >>

Quotations about Comedy and Comedians

Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people. >>

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act. >>

Comedy naturally wears itself out -- destroys the very food on which i >>

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

DeGeneres, Ellen