Quotes by Bruce, Lenny

In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. >>

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world >>

The thing with Catholicism, the same as all religions, is that it teac >>

Quotations about Comedy and Comedians

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. >>

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. T >>

And I did laugh sans intermission an hour by his dial. O noble fool, a >>

Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Today's comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes he's telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

Bruce, Lenny