Quotes by Keillor, Garrison

Selective ignorance, a cornerstone of child rearing. You don't put kid >>

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look >>

The funniest line in English is Get it? When you say that, everyone ch >>

Quotations about Christmas

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would b >>

Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in >>

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunder >>

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Keillor, Garrison