Quotes by Marx, Groucho

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. >>

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says y >>

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can >>

Quotations about Choice

For what human ill does dawn not seem to be alternative? >>

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with th >>

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need >>

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

Marx, Groucho