Quotes by Marx, Groucho

Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy. >>

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. >>

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convu >>

Quotations about Children

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. >>

We've had bad luck with our kids -- they've all grown up. >>

My children cause me the most exquisite suffering of which I have any >>

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

Marx, Groucho