Quotes by Dangerfield, Rodney

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. >>

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at >>

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. >>

Quotations about Children

What is a neglected child? He is a child not planned for, not wanted. >>

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a >>

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unabl >>

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Dangerfield, Rodney