Quotes by Bombeck, Erma

I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food. >>

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. >>

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. >>

Quotations about Children

A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a chi >>

The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its paren >>

There never was a child so lovely, but his mother was glad to get him >>

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

Bombeck, Erma

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