I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food. >>
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. >>
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. >>
A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a chi >>
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its paren >>
There never was a child so lovely, but his mother was glad to get him >>
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.