Quotes by Bombeck, Erma

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. >>

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the o >>

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Famili >>

Quotations about Children

Adults are obsolete children. >>

Many children, many cares; no children, no felicity. >>

Winning children (who appear so guileless) are children who have disco >>

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

Bombeck, Erma