Quotes by Bombeck, Erma

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. >>

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each >>

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. >>

Quotations about Children

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but t >>

The training of children is a profession, where we must know how to wa >>

Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had ne >>

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Bombeck, Erma

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