I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. >>
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. >>
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with. >>
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap. >>
The world gels better every day -- then worse again in the evening. >>
You do not reform a world by ignoring it. >>
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.