Quotes by Youngman, Henny

If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the >>

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. >>

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock. >>

Quotations about Wives

The philosophy of the common man is an old wife that gives him no plea >>

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husban >>

The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking >>

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

Youngman, Henny