Frogs have it easy, they can eat what bugs them >>
His thoughts were slow. His words were few and never formed to glisten >>
To be scared is sensible, to be comfortable is suicidal. >>
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doi >>
I'm sorry to say my dear wife is a dreamer, and as she dreams she gets >>
I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back. >>
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.