Quotes by Marx, Groucho

No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early. >>

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to >>

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. >>

Quotations about Weddings

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance; a church filled with flo >>

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride >>

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want >>

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Marx, Groucho