Quotes by Martin, Dick

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting marrie >>

Quotations about Weddings

A princely marriage is the brilliant edition of a universal fact, and, >>

Of all actions of a man's life, his marriage does least concern other >>

Girls usually have a paper mâché face on their wedding day. >>

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Martin, Dick