Quotes by Bierce, Ambrose

When in Rome, do as Rome does. >>

Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining >>

An acquaintance is someone we know well enough to borrow from, but not >>

Quotations about Weddings

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting marrie >>

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins ro >>

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast. >>

Bride. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Bierce, Ambrose