Quotes by Marx, Groucho

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can >>

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and >>

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. >>

Quotations about Television

Television was not invented to make human beings vacuous, but is an em >>

Television is actually closer to reality than anything in books. The m >>

In the theater, while you recognized that you were looking at a house, >>

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

Marx, Groucho