Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. >>
I am not a glutton -- I am an explorer of food. >>
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavin >>
If at first you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment. >>
When I am delivering my very best, then that is when I feel successful >>
Keep breathing. >>
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.