Quotes by Broun, Heywood

The tragedy of life is not that a man loses, but that he almost wins. >>

Write the news as if your very life depended on it. It does! >>

The most prolific period of pessimism comes at twenty-one or thereabou >>

Quotations about Babies

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. >>

Except that right side up is best, there is not much to learn about ho >>

I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusti >>

Except that right side up is best, there is not much to learn about holding a baby. There are one hundred and fifty-two distinctly different ways --and all are right! At least all will do.

Broun, Heywood