Quotes by Marx, Groucho

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convu >>

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. >>

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had bee >>

Quotations about Sex

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it. >>

I am sure no other civilization, not even the Romans, has showed such >>

Sexual intercourse began in 1963 (which was rather late for me) -- Bet >>

Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.

Marx, Groucho