Quotes by Marx, Groucho

Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy. >>

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to >>

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. >>

Quotations about Autobiography

What pursuit is more elegant than that of collecting the ignominies of >>

Biographical data, even those recorded in the public registers, are th >>

I write fiction and I'm told it's autobiography, I write autobiography >>

The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

Marx, Groucho