Quotes by Dangerfield, Rodney

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me t >>

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fa >>

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. >>

Quotations about Respectability

Men are respectable only as they respect. >>

In order to acquire a growing and lasting respect in society, it is a >>

In his private heart no man much respects himself. >>

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

Dangerfield, Rodney