Quotes by Allen, Woody

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. >>

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look. >>

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. >>

Quotations about Regret

Regrets are the natural property of gray hairs. >>

If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the >>

Only in your imagination can you revise. >>

My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.

Allen, Woody