Quotes by Fields, W. C.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. >>

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. >>

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. >>

Quotations about Price

One cannot but wonder at this constantly recurring phrase getting some >>

He who would search for pearls must dive below. >>

When you want something, you have to be willing to pay your dues. >>

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?

Fields, W. C.