Quotes by Twain, Mark

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he mad >>

I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country unta >>

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optim >>

Quotations about Preachers and Preaching

One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it >>

A minister asked a little boy how to get to the Post Office. After the >>

I'd rather see a sermon than hear one any day; I'd rather one should w >>

Few sinners are saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

Twain, Mark