Quotes by Marx, Groucho

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to >>

No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early. >>

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says y >>

Quotations about Poverty and The Poor

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. >>

The rich become richer and the poor become poorer is a cry heard throu >>

A poor man is all schemes. >>

Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Marx, Groucho