Quotes by Twain, Mark

Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. >>

Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and h >>

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography >>

Quotations about Politicians and Politics

Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting >>

Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no mat >>

A politician divides mankind into two classes; tools and enemies. >>

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Twain, Mark