Quotes by Marx, Groucho

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on >>

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. >>

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. >>

Quotations about People

That you may please others you must be forgetful of yourself. >>

Only when human sorrows are turned into a toy with glaring colors will >>

I hate the irreverent rabble and keep them far from me. >>

I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me.

Marx, Groucho