Quotes by Nash, Ogden

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. >>

They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of u >>

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick >>

Quotations about Parents and Parenting

It's a sad moment, really, when parents first become a bit frightened >>

Don't be discouraged if your children reject your advice. Years later >>

Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father. >>

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Nash, Ogden