Quotes by Bombeck, Erma

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavin >>

Never accept a drink from a Urologist. >>

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary >>

Quotations about Parents and Parenting

I don't know any parents that look into the eyes of a newborn baby and >>

I am the slave of my baptism. Parents, you have caused my misfortune, >>

Parents giving the keys to the car act as if they are giving the keys >>

I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years.

Bombeck, Erma