Quotes by O'Rourke, P. J.

Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has o >>

One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual >>

Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas a >>

Quotations about News

The conflict between the men who make and the men who report the news >>

In the case of news, we should always wait for the sacrament of confir >>

Flash'd from his bed the electric tidings came, he is no better, he is >>

Newsmen believe that news is a tacitly acknowledged fourth branch of the federal system. This is why most news about government sounds as if it were federally mandated -- serious, bulky and blandly worthwhile, like a high-fiber diet set in type.

O'Rourke, P. J.