Quotes by Barrymore, John

You never realize how short a month is until you have to pay alimony. >>

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a co >>

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? >>

Quotations about Mother-in-Laws

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hote >>

Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by >>

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in- >>

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

Barrymore, John