Why resist temptation? There will always be more. >>
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get >>
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter >>
Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford. >>
Wide will wear, but tight will tear. >>
Everybody has that thing where they need to look one way but they come >>
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.