Quotes by Twain, Mark

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. >>

Few sinners are saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. >>

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. >>

Quotations about Memory

Our memories are card indexes consulted and then returned in disorder >>

For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. >>

Lulled in the countless chambers of the brain, our thoughts are linked >>

If you are speaking the truth you don't have to remember anything.

Twain, Mark