Quotes by Allen, Woody

Eighty percent of success is showing up. >>

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she wou >>

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. >>

Quotations about Maturity

Maturity is the time of life when, if you had the time, you'd have the >>

True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a fath >>

Maturity is the ability to reap without apology and not complain when >>

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.

Allen, Woody