Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment >>
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. >>
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled >>
Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse. >>
Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes. >>
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory. >>
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.