Woman! The peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, >>
A fool and her money are soon courted. >>
One man's folly is often another man's wife. >>
Except for poverty, incompatibility, opposition of parents, absence of >>
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, yo >>
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder. >>
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.