Quotes by Layton, Irving

My neighbor doesn't want to be loved as much as he wants to be envied. >>

Conscience: self-esteem with a halo. >>

When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thin >>

Quotations about Marriage

Marrying is easy, it's housework that's hard. >>

Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank. >>

He who marries for money earns it. >>

Progress of a marriage: There was a time when you couldn't make me happy. Now the time has come when you can make me unhappy.

Layton, Irving