Quotes by Dangerfield, Rodney

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fa >>

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me t >>

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I >>

Quotations about Marriage

In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rig >>

The deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the ch >>

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotis >>

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

Dangerfield, Rodney