You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money. >>
Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool >>
Against stupidity; God Himself is helpless. >>
If love means that one person absorbs the other, then no real relation >>
We who were loved will never unlive that crippling fever. >>
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. >>
It is easier to guard a sack full of fleas than a girl in love.