Quotes by O'Rourke, P. J.

One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual >>

Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has o >>

Majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But -- like >>

Quotations about Liberals

I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet as >>

A liberal is a power worshipper without the power. >>

A liberal is a socialist with a wife and two children. >>

The principle feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all bad things -- war and hunger and date rape -- liberals testify to their own terrific goodness. More important, they promote themselves to membership in a self-selecting elite of those who care deeply about such things. It's a kind of natural aristocracy, and the wonderful thing about this aristocracy is that you don't have to be brave, smart, strong or even lucky to join it, you just have to be liberal.

O'Rourke, P. J.