Quotes by Twain, Mark

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have >>

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bit >>

Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions are all based upon that large >>

Quotations about Law and Lawyers

In cross examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a f >>

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with gun >>

All that makes existence valuable to any one depends on the enforcemen >>

To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

Twain, Mark