Quotes by Twain, Mark

Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its >>

Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. Aft >>

Few sinners are saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. >>

Quotations about Laughter

Present mirth hath present laughter. What's to come is still unsure. >>

You enjoy it more if you can laugh at it. >>

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. >>

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Twain, Mark