Quotes by Twain, Mark

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. >>

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, >>

There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heave >>

Quotations about Laughter

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. >>

It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you >>

There is a form of laughter that springs from the heart, heard every d >>

Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

Twain, Mark