Quotes by O'Rourke, P. J.

Newsmen believe that news is a tacitly acknowledged fourth branch of t >>

Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failur >>

In the end we beat them with Levi 501 jeans. Seventy-two years of Comm >>

Quotations about America

If you think the United States has stood still, who built The largest >>

America once had the clarity of the pioneer ax. >>

The interesting and inspiring thing about America is that she asks not >>

Our democracy, our culture, our whole way of life is a spectacular triumph of the blah. Why not have a political convention without politics to nominate a leader who's out in front of nobody? Maybe our national mindlessness is the very thing that keeps us from turning into one of those smelly European countries full of pseudo-reds and crypto-fascists and greens who dress like forest elves.

O'Rourke, P. J.