Quotes by Bruce, Lenny

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to G >>

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of >>

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world >>

Quotations about Judaism and Jews

Being a Jew is like walking in the wind or swimming: you are touched a >>

Who hates the Jews more than the Jew? >>

The Jews generally give value. They make you pay; but they deliver the >>

Now a Jew, in the dictionary, is one who is descended from the ancient tribes of Judea, or one who is regarded as descended from that tribe. That's what it says in the dictionary; but you and I know what a Jew is -- One Who Killed Our Lord. And although there should be a statute of limitations for that crime, it seems that those who neither have the actions nor the gait of Christians, pagan or not, will bust us out, unrelenting dues, for another deuce.

Bruce, Lenny