Quotes by Shaw, George Bernard

If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentlemen, he >>

The worst sin... is... to be indifferent. >>

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. >>

Quotations about Jokes and Jokers

All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficul >>

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to >>

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one >>

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

Shaw, George Bernard