Quotes by Marx, Groucho

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All >>

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. >>

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to >>

Quotations about Jokes and Jokers

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. >>

If all else fails, the character of a man can be recognized by nothing >>

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to >>

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Marx, Groucho